Random Comic! The Philosophical Comedian

Author: Scyess

Date: March 27, 2001

by Scyess
3-27-01
One night at the comedy club...
Good evening ladies and gentlemen! I was in Chicago the other day...
WOOOOOO!!! YEAHHH!!!!! **clap clap clap** **holler** WHOOP WHOOP
What the fuck? Every time I happen to mention a location on stage people seem to feel some sort of need to cheer like I just announced I'd be giving out hundred dollar bills or blow jobs.
Are your lives so pathetic that you have to cheer every time someone publicly mentions a place you're familiar with or -- God forbid -- your gender? God, I hate my species.
WOMEN FROM CHICAGO! WHOOOP!!!