Counterfeit

Author: Scyess

Date: March 30, 2001

by Scyess
3-30-01
I read in the paper today that someone's started a huge counterfeiting ring.
I got a memo today saying the same thing. It says, "People should be very careful who they take money from..."
Uh, pardon me, buddy. Got change for a 25 dollar bill?
Yeah, sure.
Wow! I didn't know Judge Wapner was on the 25 dollar bill!
"...of course, it's unavoidable that the denser of us will get ripped off. They probably deserve it."