Comic Contest XVIII: Somehow I Knew It Would Be Like This

Author: Scyess

Date: April 2, 2001

by Scyess
4-02-01
Woah... that semi almost ran me down!
It did run you down, silly-head! You're in Hades!
You mean as in "Hell?" Isn't this supposed to be, like, horrible and torture and stuff? And what the hell are you supposed to be?
No, way, you big silly! Hades is the land of endless giggles and fun! A magical place of luv and hugs just the way your mother likes it! I'm Cerberus; I'll be your wuvvy-cute guide for all eternity!
Somehow I always knew I'd regret all those flaming bags of dog poop I left on people's porches when I was seven...
C'mon, Mr. Poopy Pants! The eon-long Smurf and Care Bear marathon is about to start! I can't wait for the sing-alongs between every episode! Oh, boy!