Cowboy Jim Breaks Several Commandments

Author: Scyess

Date: April 3, 2001

by Scyess
4-03-01
I'll do it! I swear I will! I'll do it unless you give me a reason to live!
Well, pard, things'll be real cheap since the economy went down the crapper. And you can look forward to waching Survivor III.
Plus, as international relations break down we may get to fight a thermonulclear war with China! Hot damn!
Is he serious, kidding, or just trying to kill me??
One more stroke and those amathyst nipple-rings are mine!