Serial Comic: What the Hell Was I Thinking?

Author: Scyess

Date: April 4, 2001

by Scyess
4-04-01
Meanwhile, in Goiter, Montana...
DAAAAADDDDYYYYY!!!!
Daddy?
...over a seemingly innocent box of "'Mary-Worth-Doesn't-Suck-Donkey-Balls,-No,-Really' Booberry Flakes"...
There's a comptuer-designed, AI-enhanced, politically correct ghost in my cereal! He says he was created by a squid-fellating green nurse in a robot outfit!
I'm not a "ghost,"... I'm a "Metaphysically Impaired Undead American!"
...GM's newest cereal prize turns out to be a flop with consumers and is largely ignored.
If you think this little distraction is going to keep me from slitting my wrists, Princess, you are sadly mistaken.
Mooooooommyyyy!! Daddy's babbling on in egocentric non sequiturs again! Should I turn the hose on him?