Didn't You Always Suspect as Much?

Author: Scyess

Date: April 6, 2001

by Scyess
4-06-01
Hey, mister. Do you got a dollar?
Sorry, kid, I'm... uh...
Um, that voice is familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?
Oh, shit...
HEY! YOU'RE THAT FANTASY "GIRL" FROM 1-900-PIZZAZ!
Yes! Yes, it's me! I admit it! You wanked off to the sound of my voice... and I'm a 13-year-old boy! Muahahaha! Now give me a dollar, perv.