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| Wow! I can't believe you got advanced copies of the whole trilogy! | |
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| Hey, anything for my favorite Tolkien fan. Let's watch in the den. | |
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| DAMMIT, JIM, THIS TAPE SAYS "LORD OF THE REEMS!" | |
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