I Have No Excuse.I Just Had to Get This One out of My System

Author: Scyess

Date: January 11, 2003

by Scyess
1-11-03
Wow! I can't believe you got advanced copies of the whole trilogy!
Hey, anything for my favorite Tolkien fan. Let's watch in the den.
"Well, if it isn't my old friend, Dildo Drippins!" "Why, hello, Dongsquirt Cumchew! Care to come into my 'hobbit hole'?"
. . . !
DAMMIT, JIM, THIS TAPE SAYS "LORD OF THE REEMS!"
I know! You can tell how good an author is by how well his novels translate into gay porn.