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| All right, Jon. You wanted some sexual experience, and I'm going to show you how to get some. So stop yer bitchin', okay? | |
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| All right, ready? Let's go through the checklist! Gloves! _______________ Instruments! _______________ Restraints! _______________ Protection! _______________ Semen! | |
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| Rubber Gloves! Check! _______________ Long, metal dildo! Check! _______________ Lasso-rope, check! _______________ Helmet, catcher's pads, protective cup! Check! _______________ Bull semen, check! | |
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| All right! Let's go artificially inseminate some cows. (I wish you would stop calling the inseminator a "long, metal dildo.") | |
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| I wish you would stop calling artificially insiminating cattle "sexual experience." | |
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