At Least You've Got Your Literacy

Author: Scyess

Date: January 14, 2003

by Scyess
1-14-03
Hello, Bova, my darling. I got your note, but I couldn't read it.
Moo!
Translation: "It said I found out you were at the bovine insemination yard all afternoon with Jim, you illiterate pervert. I never want to see you again."
Moo!
Hey, who are you calling illiterate, Miss "Tries to Write a Note without Opposable Thumbs?" Hey, come back!