Cowdjinn's Solution

Author: Scyess

Date: April 10, 2001

by Scyess
4-10-01
I have this friend who e-mails me news clippings which seem enraging at first but actually turn out to have incomplete information.
I want him to stop, but I don't want to hurt is feelings, either. It's frustrating. I don't know what to do about it...
Eat him.
No, seriously. Eat him. All his concerns instantly cease, you get a nice meal for free, and I don't have to hear about your wimpy problems anymore. Everyone wins!