Cultural My Ass

Author: Scyess

Date: February 4, 2003

by Scyess
2-04-03
 Oh, the Earth is our Mother, oh the eagle flies free... ♫
Gee, Earl... I didn't know you liked shit hippy acoustic music.
I don't. This is the Native American folk music radio show.
♫ The White Man took my land / Don't understand / It was planned I be banned... 
... now it sounds like overproduced shit rap music.
Silly boy! This music is sung by Native Americans about Native American things, and therefore is classified as "Native American."
 Oh, gotta follow the call / Oh, gotta follow 'em all... ♫
So this isn't really shit pop that would make even Brittney Spears gag...
Oh, no! It's cultural.