Don't Try to Walk and Chew Your Brain at the Same Time

Author: Scyess

Date: February 6, 2003

by Scyess
2-06-03
Nice day for a walk, isn't it?
Think, Jon, think. Why did she ask you to go walking? Did she just want a friend to walk with? Is she interested in me? Does she want to find out if I'm interested in her? What's so nice about today?
You'd better watch where you're going instead of me or you might impale yourself on a giant pencil!
What does that mean? Does she think I'm staring at her too much? Does she not like my looking at her? Or is she trying reverse psychology? Is that giant pencil some kind of subliminal phalic message?
The pencil thing must be it. I think I can figure this girl out if I can only understand what she meant by "impale yourself on a giant pencil." Think, Jon... think!