Cowdjinn Slips In X|V

Author: Scyess

Date: February 18, 2003

by Scyess
2-18-03
Tataki... we've been dating for a while now and... I think it's time... well... that I explained the birds and the bees to you...
...okay. I'm listening.
"Basically, it's like this..."
Bitch, you WILL lather yourself up in rhubarb jelly and give my face a lap-dance on my web cam!
Anything, dominant male! You're my hero! Maybe I can make you a sandwich first?
Fool. Rhubarb jelly doesn't lather.
Not that I don't appreciate the tips, but ...whenever you feel like removing my face from my ass would be fine with me...