Lame Pick-Up Lines

Author: Scyess

Date: April 18, 2001

by Scyess
4-18-01
Actually, Jon, my social life has been a bit slow lately. I wish I knew why.
Um, excuse me. Sorry to interrupt. I normally don't do this, but I see you on this street occasionally and I finally got the nerve to talk to you...
Eat hot liquid death, you pasty invertebrate! Hiya!!
Gack!
I don't know. Maybe you're too subtile.
No, too subtile would be if I decided NOT to show up at his funeral this weekend and viciously beat his family.