Charity

Author: Scyess

Date: April 19, 2001

by Scyess
4-19-01
Hi. I'm collecting for charity. Would you care to contribute?
Well, maybe. What sort of charity are you collecting for?
Um, gee... no one ever asked me that before.
Doesn't your charity have a name?
Sure ! It's called, um, The "Buy a Cell Phone for Stanly" Foundation.
Wow! I don't often get the chance to use my hard-earned money for such a shallow and materialistic gesture. And it's tax-deductable!