Jon Presents: Profiles in Vegetarianism

Author: Scyess

Date: February 26, 2003

by Scyess
2-26-03
I'm an old-school vegetarian. I call myself "vegetarian" even though I eat poultry and fish. ...maybe because I think they're vegetables.
I'm an ova-lacto vegetarian. I don't eat meat, but I still eat eggs and dairy. I'm probably on my animal-rights high-horse but am too weak to stop eating food I like.
I'm a vegan. I don't eat or wear or use anything that comes from animals, because animals are people, too. Isn't that right, my fuzzy friend?
For the last time, I'm not a vegetarian; I'm a herbivore!
I'm a homo-potens vegetarian. I don't eat any meat except the for the flesh of my fallen enemies so that I might aborb their spirit and gain their power.
I'm a... er... I'm a-gonna go stand somewhere else.