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| I'm an old-school vegetarian. I call myself "vegetarian" even though I eat poultry and fish. ...maybe because I think they're vegetables. | |
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| I'm an ova-lacto vegetarian. I don't eat meat, but I still eat eggs and dairy. I'm probably on my animal-rights high-horse but am too weak to stop eating food I like. | |
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| I'm a vegan. I don't eat or wear or use anything that comes from animals, because animals are people, too. Isn't that right, my fuzzy friend? | |
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| For the last time, I'm not a vegetarian; I'm a herbivore! | |
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| I'm a homo-potens vegetarian. I don't eat any meat except the for the flesh of my fallen enemies so that I might aborb their spirit and gain their power. | |
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| I'm a... er... I'm a-gonna go stand somewhere else. | |
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