BAM!

Author: Scyess

Date: March 6, 2003

by Scyess
3-06-03
Get ready for some gastronomic excellence, Cowdjinn! I'm teaching myself to cook!
I don't think this is a good idea.
Let's see... I'll add thyme, and cinnamon, and maybe some celery, and pears, garlic salt, um... mayonaise... maybe some sawdust for a smokey flavor...
I don't think this is a good idea.
You were right. Jet fuel is definitely not a good substitute for oregano.
At least the food was destroyed in the fireball before we had to eat it.