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| Hey, man, I'm here to apply for the job... | |
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| Ah, good! Please tell me why you think you'd be good at telemarketing. | |
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| Well, I've been a full-time bum on the street for 12 years prying what I could out of people through sheer annoyance and guilt. | |
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| SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A DESK!!! | |
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| 'Scuse me. I'm out here visiting my kids who were taken away while I was on heroin. I'm coming off it now, thank Jesus, but I'm still not on my feet so could you give me $5 for the bus? God bless. | |
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