Jon Dines Out

Author: Scyess

Date: April 25, 2001

by Scyess
4-25-01
Jon dines out.
How is everything, sir?
IT'S TERRIBLE! I HAVE NO MONEY! I HAVE NO FRIENDS! MY LAST INTIMATE ENCOUNTER WITH A WOMAN WAS MY OWN BIRTH! I'M A COMPLETE LOSER!!!
Jon doesn't dine out very often.
Er, I meant, how's your meal?
Oh. It's fine.