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| I just bought an interesting book on how to predict stock prices based on P/E ratios, financial statements, hisorical data, and market trends using complex mathematical formulas! | |
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| Today in Iraq, the US bombed the shit out of some stuff that the military described as "pretty strategic stuff to bomb the shit out of." Stocks rose 300% in response. | |
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| I wasted my money, didn't I? | |
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| Let me loan you some, since I'm now rich. | |
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