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| Okay, I think I finally understand. Stock markets respond to war news because if the war ends sooner, the economy will be more stable, right? | |
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| Today, Americans rescued a cute 19-year-old maintenence chick who was previously captured by the Iraqis. Stocks jumped 560% at the news. | |
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| I guess I just don't understand economic indicato-... uh, who are you? | |
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| Cowdjinn is now rich enough to hire a secretary to talk to you so he doesn't have to. May I take a message that I will subsequently discard? | |
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