It's Hard to Find Good Help These Days

Author: Scyess

Date: April 16, 2003

by Scyess
4-16-03
So much for good service. I guess you shouldn't've burned the entire wait staff to ashes.
Nah, I left them enough flesh to get us our food.
I'm not doing it. You tell her we can't serve her the raw innards of a thousand sacrificial virgins.
No way! I already told her we didn't have sea salt.
I guess they're just in the kitchen, being lazy.
Well, there goes their tip.