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| Hey Jon? You know that Bible you gave me last week? It turns out it was actually a TV Guide. | |
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| I know. Sorry. That was just a little joke. | |
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| Too late. I read the whole thing, gained englightnment, and became a preacher. I've gained a following of 140,000. | |
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| I've found my calling... preaching the virtues of prime time and the vices of reruns to the TV-addicted and gullible American public. I plan to tithe heavily and retire to a mountain top somewhere. | |
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| I wonder if I should tell him a new one comes out every week... | |
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