A Picture is Worth a Thousand Bucks a Week

Author: Scyess

Date: April 26, 2003

by Scyess
4-26-03
I think you'll see from my portfolio that I'm perfect for the job.
That's not a portfolio; it's just a bunch of pictures of mutilated bodies.
Yes. Those are the previous interviewers who didn't hire me.
Not only did I get the job, she gave me hers.
Your first paycheck had better go to replacing my The Bodies of the Holocaust, Serial Killers, and the Vietnam War photo book you cut up.