Loophole

Author: Scyess

Date: April 28, 2003

by Scyess
4-28-03
Hi, boss. What's up?
Since you haven't shown up for work since we hired you, I didn't think it would be enough just to fire you. So I came to beat the living crap out of you instead.
THIS PANEL CONTAINS VIOLENCE WHICH MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. (Except maybe abused children; they'd probably be used to it.)
That couldn't possibly have been legal.
I just read your contract. Section 12, Paragraph IX, says a thorough beating may be substituted for two weeks' notice.