CC 184: Worst Things to Hear from a Doctor

Author: Scyess

Date: April 30, 2003

by Scyess
4-30-03
Our five months of invasively extensive and excrutiatinly expensive tests show an 80% chance that you are, in fact, a pink donkey.
Wow! You went to college? What was it like?
No, no, no... this rectal thermometer only looks like my penis.