Ancient Art of BS

Author: Scyess

Date: June 2, 2003

by Scyess
6-02-03
It all started a few nights ago when the moon was full. The wind was blowing like the approach of the world's ultimate doom...
...what the hell are you talking about?
I'm just, you know. Trying to set the mood.
THERE ARE CHARRED HUMAN REMAINS IN MY BACKYARD! I THINK THE MOOD IS APPROPRIATELY SET!
Geez. You have no appreciation for the ancient art of storytelling.