Telemarketing XV

Author: Scyess

Date: June 21, 2003

by Scyess
6-21-03
Goddam it, I hope you enjoyed humping my date.
I ate her.
YOU CAN SPARE ME THE GRAPHIC DETAILS.
No, I mean, when I was done, I ate her. Did anyone who might miss her know she was coming here tonight?
I would be quite pissed off at you right now if she weren't a telemarketer.
...which reminds me. Be careful of those rectal squeegees she sold you. It seems they cause tearing and lesions.