Pun Pub

Author: Scyess

Date: August 21, 2003

by Scyess
8-21-03
Hi, Jon! I'm so glad you made it to the grand opening of my whine bar.
Thanks. I'm curious how the public is reacting.
This chair is uncomfortable, and it's too high for the table, which still has streaks on it from the last wipe-down.
I didn't wanna come here in the first place. The decor is awful, and everyone here looks like a loser.
As you can see, I've trained the staff well.
I'm a little low on cash today. How much for just a small gripe with extra sarcasm?