Headache Cure

Author: Scyess

Date: August 25, 2003

by Scyess
8-25-03
I have a headache, but I can't take any pills because I can't get to them.
What, do the bottles say not to use if the seal is broken?
Yes! How did you know? That's amazing! Do you also know how to get to the pills??
Easy. That warning just means you can't use the bottle if the seal is broken. So just dump the pills out and take some.
Wow! You're like some kind of repressed genius.
I've also found that bottles with pre-broken seals have some of the most fun pills inside.