Mid-day Meal

Author: Scyess

Date: September 1, 2003

by Scyess
9-01-03
**WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!**
Welcome to your first day here at the nuclear missle silo. Let me know if there's anything you're not familiar about.
Okay. What does that whooping sound mean?
*WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!**
Oh, that just means it's lunch time.
HOLY SHIT!!!
C'mon, how can you not admit it sounds a lot like "launch"?
You're just lucky my legs melted, or I'd kick your ass right now.