OBA

Author: Scyess

Date: September 30, 2003

by Scyess
9-30-03
Christ, Barry. I can't believe how much you can eat.
I'm in training! I'm gearing up for the release of my diet/exercise plan.
Ha! Are you going to tell people how to get in shape by eating sandwiches and sitting on their asses all day?
Yep! Gotta feed the people what they want to hear, you know? I'm calling it the "One Big Ab" miracle plan.
Why don't you just call it "The Pasty Lump of Gelatinous Flesh" plan?
I thought Richard Simmons already had that one copyrighted.