Random Comic! Lord of the Rewrites

Author: Scyess

Date: October 2, 2003

by Scyess
10-02-03
We cannot use the One Ring... it must be destroyed.
Well, let's just destroy it then!
You can't destroy it with a mere axe, good Gimli!
*CHOP!!!*
Well, I'll be, you destroyed it with a mere axe. And ruined the rest of the book. Thanks a lot.
Right... I can save all of known Middle Earth, but doing it in less than 200 pages is bad marketing. Sometimes you are such a git, Gandalf.