Slow News Day

Author: Scyess

Date: October 2, 2003

by Scyess
10-02-03
Our top story tonight: new, hyper-accurate IQ testing prooves boys are actually smarter than girls.
Lisa Begellow has the story.
Thanks, Tom, but this is just in. The US has just declared it National Kick a Chauvanist Monkey-Boy in the Groin Day.
"Wow, Lisa. That was a fairly coherent sentence! Congratula-" *THUD*
And I used to think local news was boring.