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| Our top story tonight: new, hyper-accurate IQ testing prooves boys are actually smarter than girls. | |
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| Lisa Begellow has the story. | |
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| Thanks, Tom, but this is just in. The US has just declared it National Kick a Chauvanist Monkey-Boy in the Groin Day. | |
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| "Wow, Lisa. That was a fairly coherent sentence! Congratula-" *THUD* | |
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| And I used to think local news was boring. | |
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