Extended Phone Conversation

Author: Scyess

Date: October 2, 2003

by Scyess
10-02-03
Look, I'm sorry. I didn't even notice you were missing two digits.
Bah! You humans, with your twos and nines. You're all alike!
I said I was sorry.
I'm afraid nothing could possibly console me besides removing the rest of your clothing.
...and that's when the cordless rotary 8-digit speakerphone went into the fireplace.
It's because my table only has three legs, isn't it?