You've Probably Dated This Guy

Author: Scyess

Date: December 16, 2003

by Scyess
12-16-03
Nice to meet you, too, Thad. So... tell me a little about yourself.
Well. I graduated from Cornell cum laude in '94. I enjoy working out, touch-football, and badmitton.
... SCORE! Best... date... EVER!
...and I also like race-car driving, spelunking, and froomba. That's a sport I picked up in Africa when I was there in the Peace Corps...
... to impale on a white-hot whaling harpoon.
And then, after I reunited the triplets with their mother, she offered me a knighthood. Now that was quite a party, um... What was your name again?