WOMEN!

Author: Scyess

Date: December 16, 2003

by Scyess
12-16-03
Alone again. Not a single solitary member of the opposite sex who wants to spend time with me. Can't they see I'm a great guy? What's wrong with them?
AAARRGGHHH! WOMEN!
Did I just hear you take my name in vain, pusbag? HAAIIIIII--
Wow. The metaphorical nuances to this situation are nearly boundless.
At least my death will serve as a warning to others.