FTC 14: The Holidays Get Some People Down

Author: Scyess

Date: December 16, 2003

by Scyess
12-16-03
Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love... and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
You know, it's no wonder no one's ever gotten you down from there. You're so...
...if you say "stuck up" I swear you will need a team of spelunkers to remove my foot from your ass.