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Step 1) Compliment Liberally
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| Your eyes are like limpid pools of water dyed the exact color of your eyes. | |
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Step 2) Qualify Your Compliments with Constructive Criticism
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| Though maybe you'd be more attractive if you cleaned that crusty gunk from the edge of your pools (if ya know what I'm sayin'). | |
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