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Step 1) Show That You're Politically Aware and Socially Conscious
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| I think that the way Bovine Americans are treated in the dairy industry is just horrid, don't you? | |
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Step 2) Compliment Her Fur and Her Udder
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| By the way, I couldn't help but notice the way your lusterous coat compliments your lovely round teat. | |
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Step 3) Offer to Share Some of Your Cud... Wait a minute. What happened??
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| Hold on... Stop everything... I think today's advice was supposed to be for me. | |
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