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Step 1) Let Your Sensitive Side Show
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Step 2) Suppliment That Mush with a Primal Display of Machismo
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| ...but I will prove I'm not gay by making spicy buffalo wings using only my bare hands and a live chicken. | |
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| *gulp* I sure hope he doesn't mean me. | |
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Step 1.5) Make Sure the Target of Your Affection Isn't an Animal Rights Activist with a Black Belt
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| THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS STEP 1.5!!! | |
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| ...or they could at least have put it between steps 1 and 2. (Glad they didn't, though.) | |
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