Random Comic! Just Dial 1-800

Author: Scyess

Date: February 22, 2004

by Scyess
2-22-04
Oh my gosh! Honey, come quick! The midget is broken!
The Hendersons will be here in an hour! What are we going to do?
Don't worry. I know just who to call.
The highest quality midgets are only a phone call away.
I dialed 1-800-MIDGETS! Just MIDGET, and forget it!
*sigh* I can't wait until Fantasy Island is hiring again.