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Author: Scyess

Date: March 8, 2004

by Scyess
3-08-04
Big plans for tonight?
Oh, yes. I plan to sit in the same clothes I've been wearing for four days and eat stale marshmallows and drink flat soda while surfing the Internet for free porn until dawn.
Um, what if you at least changed into clean clothes?
GAH! NO! DOES THAT MEAN I'D HAVE TO SHOWER??!?
Woah, there, partner! Baby steps.
Hold me.