e.g. Stay Out of My Stuff

Author: Scyess

Date: April 20, 2004

by Scyess
4-20-04
Have you seen my Poona, breakfast bars for women?
YES! I ate them all to protest products that are marketed to women! Men should get to use them, too!
What about Monostat-7?
YES, EVEN MONO-, um, what is that, some sort of herbicide?
It's toothpaste.
FROM NOW ON I WILL BRUSH WITH NOTHING BUT MONOSTAT-7!!!