Feature Presentation

Author: Scyess

Date: April 20, 2004

by Scyess
4-20-04
Hey, Tataki. What do you think is my most attractive feature?
Um, I don't know. Your tie.
That's not really my feature. It's more like an accessory.
Oh. Um, your face, I guess.
She wants me.
But it's still less attractive than being run over by a tractor.