Bottomless Pitt

Author: Scyess

Date: July 18, 2004

by Scyess
7-18-04
Samantha, since you turned me into Brad Pitt, I've learned that celebrity, riches, and a larger schlong are not the key to happiness.
Very good, Jon. You've gained much wisdom.
I will now bring your back to your old life.
Wait! Wait! I didn't say it's not better than my own life!
...and I never said I was trying to help you.