Difficulties Meeting People

Author: Scyess

Date: August 1, 2004

by Scyess
8-01-04
Hi. I noticed you from across the room. I like to leer at women from a distance from dark corners.
I'm nearly employed and self absorbed. I can't say I have any money, but I have an attention span that makes my penis look huge by comparison. I have naked pictures of my mother.
I'm beginning to think your pick-up line sucks, Jim.
Naw, it must be your delivery. Try it on the tall broad with the security guards.