Almost as Good as Actual Excitement

Author: Scyess

Date: November 24, 2004

by Scyess
11-24-04
I tried to call you last night. Where were you?
I was at a nightly ritual ceremony.
A man in ceremonial garb came out with mutilated animal parts. He began to scald them and defile them with a sharp knife!
Then he splattered them with a potion made of the traditional roots and plants and, just before they were beyond recognition, he put them in front of us to be messily devoured!
You ate dinner at a Japanese steakhouse?
Ya. I had the "surf 'n' turf."