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| I'm a mall Santa for one month a year, but I'm looking for some way to use my skills the rest of the time. | |
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| You pretend you're someone you're not... You lie to people who are too naïve, misinformed, or stupid to know better... You make a mockery of a sacred institution... | |
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| Please don't suggest I run for office. Everyone suggests that. | |
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| Oh. How about an appointed post, then? | |
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