Chewy

Author: Scyess

Date: December 27, 2004

by Scyess
12-27-04
Shit... my gum is out of flavor but there's no trash can around here, and I can't just spit on the ground...
Gah! It's got the flavor and texture of cardboard! Should I litter where someone might step on it? Or just wait... but it's so awful... AAAAAAAAHHHH
Eventually, I was forced to mold it into the likeness of a man on a horse and pretend it was a park statue.
Another disaster narrowly averted.